Today on Power Rangers, the show is out of money so they throw together the most random, nonsensical group of clips they can find and attempt to make an episode out of it. But DON'T PANIC! I have my towel.
First TJ is a super awesome spy. He's watching Elgar try to set up a freeze ray to freeze the sun. Divatox wants icebergs, dead ahead! He's too blinded by the fish to notice the sneaking piranhatrons, however, and they attack him. Luckily The Phantom Menace was also being super sneaky and watching. He rescues TJ and the others show up just in time to watch him finish off the bad guys. Elgar launches the freeze ray but the rangers are able to stop it, blowing it up over the Earth. NOT THE BEST IDEA THERE, GUYS.
Divatox, frustrated, calls the Clockster. He's going to turn back time for her. The rangers are caught in this time warp. Alpha 6 detects a disturbance in the force, I mean, space time continuum. Divatox is unaffected, however, and channels Bill Murray to relive her failed day over. She manages to chill everything. She takes a quick break in Narnia before ending up in a cave with the freeze ray thing and the Clockster. Carlos and Justin are unaffected in the Power Chamber, but TJ, Cassie, and Ashley are out tooling around in cars looking for the freeze ray, when the Clockster touches it and freezes time.
Carlos and Justin go to the cave, but only have a few seconds before they freeze. They don't make it in time, and freeze right before getting to the freeze ray. Phantom, however, is totally not bothered by the whole frozen time thing and manages to capture the freeze ray thing and unfreeze time. Justin turns it into an ice lolly maker for Lt. Stone.
My only question is... did anybody in-show figure out that Divatox turned back time? And was time still turned back when Phantom saved their collective arses?
5 fish. It really made no sense. It was just a bunch of clips they threw together and hoped it would make a coherent episode. It didn't work.
Fic we want: Divatox in Narnia. NEED WE SAY MORE?
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